I work twenty miles from my house, and my boyfriend is on a national tour, I would take the blue pill, yes, thank you.
I WOULD BE SO TORN BETWEEN THE BLUE AND GREEN PILL
But I’d probably take the green one
because I’d be able to turn into a bird and fly
Yeah, I’d take the green pill.
Green. Hands down
Oh, that would be tough between the Yellow and Blue ones for me. Prolly Yellow.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or